a rather bizarre sight at my workplace. or to be more accurate, one of the more bizarre sights at my workplace. this literally makes my hair stand on end everytime i see it.


talk about extreme car mods.


vaguely reminiscent of a smallpox-ridden, demented, mechanical rhino. just way less classy. i do apologise in the remote event that this is your car and you're reading this. but seriously dude, your car is... excruciating. and that's being kind.


and the kicker - not the round metal blisters (each and every one of which, by the way, rotates 360 degrees. i know, i tried. in disbelief.), not the six black shark fins lined up in lieu of a fender, not even what can only be the folded-up sheets of aluminium foil below the sides of the car. no, it's the elmo and zoe sunshade in the front passenger window. i mean, ???. are you arnie riding in a terminator-tank, or ernie trying to learn cross-stitch? it's enough to make you want to rip those shark fins off the back and force them down your throat, one by one, and slowly. with a plunger. a dirty plunger.

sorry, a tad uncharitable. but it's monday. i hate mondays.

by the way - feel free to click on the pictures for larger versions. if you don't believe me about the plunger.